If you get hungry, here's some audio from the show:
.: Hollywood High's Layze (that's pronounced 'Lays') was on the show talking about their song 'Like A Pistol' and the time they were flirting with Cherish...who ended up being their cousins! Click to Listen! Click Here
.: Innocent Bystander lead singer Kevin Sampson was on the show. We started talking about their song 'Under Wraps' and he answered the age old question, 'Have you ever hooked up with a girl in the bathroom...' we also started talking about dating crazys. Click to Listen! Click Here
MORE AUDIO TO COME! Protect your delicates!
Jordan Statistics:
I collect thimbles and find myself completely obsessed with the Golden Girl Re-Runs. After a short stint on the Home Shopping Network as the host of "Grabbing Your Goose,"I returned back home to Z100. After talking constantly for five hours a day on the hour, I achieve complete sanctity during the night hours by studying with Buddhist Monks, suprisingly enough they wear florecent thongs beneath their robes. The covenant will surely be disapointed if they find out this information has been released to the public. If I can offer you any form of relevant advice it would be : Never pick a fight with a ninja ...they’re quick, agile, and deadly. And of course listen to me between 2pm and 7pm Weekdays. Beeeootch!
Books I recommend
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Yesterdays Left-Overs
THIS IS REAL!!!! Everyone is always asking about Irish (My stalker) and her tattoo of name on her arm. This is an actual tattoo, although I agree it does look like washable magic marker. It was obviously done by a drunk retarded midget.
.: Near Death Experience So I'm riding my bike to work and I was terrified. As I'm getting onto the interstate a semi merges back into my immediate lane and I thought I was going to die, or for sure pee everywhere. Have you ever had a near death experience? We're taking your calls after 3pm today!
.: Drunk Vision! What's happening, compared to what you think is happening when you're CRUNK! The car ride home...
That explains where my tinkle goes!
Thirsty thirsty thirsty
Feels comfy when you're sleepy.
Yes, drunk dudes think they can dance...THINK.
.: Mind Jam Q: 1/2 of all college kids are doing this...and it's illegal!!! Answer: Posted After 5pm
.: There's about to be a what? GIRL FIGHT!! From the WNBA on Tuesday night...hahahahaha
Friday July 25th 2008
Thursday 07-24-2008 4:24pm CT
.: Bad Ass Rappin' Raptor My 3 year old nephew made me watch this 700 times last night.
.:Mind Jam Q: Answer: Posted After 5pm Today!
.: Winehouse Scarecrow I don't know if it will keep the birds out, but I know it will make me stay out of his feild.
.: Screeeeeeeeeeeeech He's writing a tell all book about 'Saved By The Bell' called 'Behind the Bell' I'll read it just to hear if Zack really did hook up with Kelly.
Wednesday July 23rd 2008
Wednesday 07-23-2008 11:14am CT
.: Brit Brit & JT? She's back in the studio RIGHT NOW working on her new album that will come out this December. She looks hot too! But what are these rumors about a certain ex being on her next album with her? Supposedly JT is doing a duet with her...which I think would be killer!
.: We're Down a Golden Girl RIP Sophia.
.: Why Can't MiMi Dress? Seriously...I remember girls in High School in the 80's wearing this and even then I was like 10 thinking 'That's fugly'
.: Mind Jam Q: This is the biggest complaint by women. Clue: It's really common Clue 2: I hear it allllllll the time! Answer: Posted After 5pm
.: Batman Didn't Pow His Mom and Sister So when we got the reports yesterday it sounded horrible. Batman assaults his mom and sister and I was like 'loser-ville...' now we here that mom and sis may be the losers. They show up at his hotel drunk demanding money to go and get more drunk and he boots them out. However, this is what TMZ released today TMZ reports that Christian might have been arrested for verbally assaulting his mom. Apparently, in England there is such thing as Class 4 and 5 verbal assault. Class 4 is verbal assault with "an intent to cause alarm." That's lame! Intent to cause alarm... that makes England sound like a bunch of timid puppies...lets get it together over there peeps. Don't f with batman.
.: The Hills Season 4 Realllllly? They made it to Season 4? Wow. Let's be real, Spencer is not a boyfriend, he's Heidi's beeotch. LC is hot but doesn't even have a real job and Audrina is going to be my wife...
.: Lohan is the new Lifestyles Condom Girl
.: Help Buddy the Puppy!!! Alright this lady called about a month ago and told us the story about how she has to get rid of her dog and it's breaking her heart. If you wanna help her out, email me and I'll get you her info. jarejordan@clearchannel.com
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